Pinkie hits up Voodoo Doughnuts. A pox on non-party ponies.
Pinkie found a rainbow in the snow. It was more than 20% cooler.
The Colonel would never serve you horse meat.
Pinkie thinks it is wise to get out of the water before the storm rolls in, because yes, you CAN get seasick underwater in the right waves. *hwerp*
Roots everywhere. Roots to the sky. Roots bigger than a horse. Especially a tiny pink horse.
Tree fall in your path? No problem. Your quad is equipped with fucking machetes.
Pinkie Pie looks over the quiet, terraced fields from her not quiet ATV. Getting up here was not so easy and Pinkie is the only item not covered in mud.
Pinkie… can you drive that? Because it’s really muddy and mountainy and THERE ARE CHICKENS EVERYWHERE!
Pinkie finds Kristus Yesus to be an awesome translation of Jesus Christ and has begun incorporating it into her exclamations.